November 3, 2016

A Portrait Of Greatness!

Oh would not this painting by one of my artists look great in a certain very light house. The subject of this painting just oozes with great wisdom, leadership, compassion, and over all greatness to solve all of your problems! Think about me when you are in the box!Your future compassionate leader Dr. D Von Tiki of the Tiki Party

August 26, 2016


Yes I have joined in to make all your little lives a bit better so join my twitter army! Ha Ha Ha Hah! There I feel better! 

August 14, 2016


Ach where do I start with this napkin story? So my translator Rick Lucey runs around saying he created me! Can you believe it a pitiful person like this claiming to have created me the great Dr. Death Von Tiki, who in fact created himself! Okay the truth is he did draw my image on a napkin, but I transmitted that image of me out into the void and his feeble mind was the first to connect and draw it out. So I decided to mark him as a future transcriber of me, your humble and great possible future leader or something like that! For goodness sake with my superior mind there are many pathways to my further greatness!!! Thus June 21, 2008 on a Saturday night I beamed my image to this Rick Lucey as he drew on napkins sitting in a tiki lounge called Forbidden Island in Alameda, CA. I gave him an extra thought to create a more finished image some months later, which took him long enough! He would use illustrator to create a more finalized of me for your fine folk in this dimension could get a clearer image of me the great DR. DEATH VON TIKI. TM copy-write, all rights reserved to me and my scientific greatness! Below are the two images I described in this passage. Now I need a good strong drink! Cheers and now be on your way!


July 28, 2016


Aufmerksamkeit! Dr. Death Von Tiki is now in the blogger world! Yes it does seem a bit quaint, but I feel I must use many sources to reach out to you my new fan base in this world! I will have Rick Lucey a person who fits my needs at this time to transcribe the bits of my life I will show, my thoughts, my desires, all the great things about me! So who I am to you? One might say I am a man of many talents, a master of science and a bit of an eccentric. Bah! I would say I am all of those things yet much more! I am also a husband to one Dora Von Tiki, and a father of Sarah, Joy and baby Deat. So family is important to me as much as my work! As for my name mock it if you will, but it is more interesting and powerful than yours! I grow weary so this is all I have to say for today! Auf Wiedersehen!